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From: wolit@rabbit.UUCP (Jan Wolitzky)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Limericks
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Date: Wed, 25-Jul-84 12:33:33 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 25 12:33:33 1984
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Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill
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It should be noted that a lot of limericks went by on this net
back in the early days...

Two originals:

	A thrice-married gal from L.A.
	Said, "My hymen's intact to this day,
	   'Cause my first (a shrink) talked of it,
	   The voyeur only gawked at it,
	And my most recent man's a gourmet."

(For "Foundation" freaks -- Isaac Asimov is a limerick writer, too)

	At the end of all civilization
	Is the planet Terminus's location.
	   There's a girl there whose feat,
	   Without stone or concrete,
	Nonetheless, was to lay the Foundation.

Jan Wolitzky, AT&T Bell Labs, Murray Hill, NJ