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From: binder@dosadi.DEC (The Stainless Steel Rat)
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Subject: Niven/Pournelle jokes - even more obscure
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Date: Wed, 18-Jul-84 09:43:56 EDT
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     *** The canonical collection of Motie light bulb jokes ***


Q:  How many Watchmakers does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  Not more than one.  PLEASE!!!


Q:  How many Masters does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  None.  That's a Brown problem.


Q:  How many Mediators does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  One.  After she becomes its fyunch(click) she'll take its place.


Q:  How many Warriors does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  None.  A Warrior can scare anybody she wants into changing it for
    her.


Q:  How many Meats does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  With no arms?  Have you gone Crazy Eddie?


Q:  How many Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  Light bulb?  You say this thing here used to be a light bulb?


- compiled by Dick Binder and Bob Hapgood

Cheers,
Dick Binder   (The Stainless Steel Rat)

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Posted Wednesday 18th July 1984, 09:44 EDT by DOSADI::BINDER