Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1.chuqui 4/7/84; site nsc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!nsc!chuqui From: chuqui@nsc.UUCP (Chuq Von Rospach) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Re: Are BEAUTIFUL women insecure? Message-ID: <1109@nsc.UUCP> Date: Sun, 24-Jun-84 12:01:43 EDT Article-I.D.: nsc.1109 Posted: Sun Jun 24 12:01:43 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 27-Jun-84 19:50:56 EDT References: <264@ism780.UUCP> Organization: The Warlocks Cave Lines: 50 >Please forgive me, I can't help myself.... > >Because beautiful women are stupid! > >Actually, that is a gross overgeneralization. 99% of beautiful women are >stupid. Realistically, beautiful women, not so beautiful women, and all men fall under Sturgeons law: 90% of everything is cr*p. The idea is to find the 10% that make it all worthwhile. (Of course, 90% of Sturgeons law is cr*p as well. Discovering which part of it is the 10% is left as an exercise for the reader) >Okay, I'll quit now. Mostly I think it is a mistake for outsiders to judge >a relationship. Agreed. Who are you to decide what THEY see in a relationship? I've seen any number of couples that are hopelessly incompatible on every level (at least as far as I can tell...) except that they are HAPPY! I don't know why, sometimes THEY don't either, but they are. No further justification needed. >Frankly, I'd support a man who took care of me and my home. And every >member of my family would consider him a bum. Hmm.. A woman after my own heart. RESUME: I can cook (chuqui's bistro is back in operation, finally-- oriental and italian my specialties, reservations requested), clean, I'm relatively housebroken, and you probably wouldn't need an electric blanket. I want to be the mother of your children. > We dogs deserve good treatment too. See resume above... Seriously, it all depends upon how you define the term 'dog'. People who build their relationships based purely upon physical features get what they deserve. My two favorite relationships right now are Steve Dallas/Quiche Lorraine and Cutter/Bonnie, both from Bloom County. If you haven't checked out this comic strip you ought to. Steve and Quiche DESERVE each other, and I keep rooting for Cutter and Bonnie. Just watching those two couples, even in the fantasy of a comic strip, can be very enlightening! chuq -- From the ledge of the seventh cornice: Chuq Von Rospach {amd,fortune,hplabs,ihnp4}!nsc!chuqui (408) 733-2600 x242 You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime you just might find, you'll get what you need! -- Rolling Stones