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From: dave@rlgvax.UUCP (Dave Maxey)
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Subject: Re: What is beauty?
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Date: Tue, 17-Jul-84 02:44:25 EDT
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Can't remember the author of this one... perhaps someone else can tell me.

	Frog Kissin' (Author unknown (for now))

	Do you remember in the fairy tale,
	How the wicked witches' spell,
	Turned the handsome prince to a toad?
	By the power of her potion,
	She had handed him the notion,
	He was lower than the dirt in the road.
	And though she left him green and warted,
	Her evil plan was twarted,
	When there chanced to happen by a young miss,
	Who, in spite of his complexion,
	Offered her affection,
	And broke the wicked curse with her kiss...

Chorus:
	Well, if you've never been frog kissin'
	Then you don't know what you've been missin'.
	There's a world of opportunity,
	Under each and every log!!
	And if you've never been a charm breaker,
	And if you've never been a handsome prince maker,
	Just slow down, turn around, bend down, and kiss you a frog!!

2nd verse:
	Once upon a time ago,
	I was down and feelin' low,
	Like a lonely frog on a pond.
	Life was just a joke,
	And I was very near a croakin',
	I was zapped by life's wicked wand.
	But from the depth of my depression,
	There came a true expression,
	From a love from a lady so sweet.
	She gave me warm fuzzy feet,
	And feelins' that were healin',
	And knocked me off my little webbed feet...

	(Chorus)

3rd verse:
	There's a happy ever after land,
	Deep in the heart of man,
	Where a prince or princess abides.
	But all we get are glimpses,
	Of the handsome prince or princess,
	'Cause they're covered by a green warty hide.
	And though they're full of life's potential,
	They're lackin' one essential,
	To enable them to shine like a star.
	And that's the handsome guy, or missus,
	To smother them with kisses,
	And love 'em while they're just like they are!

	And that's the secret of frog kissin',
	And you can do it too if you'll just listen...
	Just slow down, turn around, bend down, and kiss you a frog!!


			Ribbit, Ribbit!

			- Dave Maxey (alias tbm)
			{seismo,mcnc,brl-bmd,allegra}!rlgvax!dave