Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site pyuxn.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!pyuxww!pyuxn!rlr From: rlr@pyuxn.UUCP (Rich Rosen) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Re: Friendly People/Cold Shoulders: Regional Breakdown Message-ID: <840@pyuxn.UUCP> Date: Wed, 11-Jul-84 15:14:41 EDT Article-I.D.: pyuxn.840 Posted: Wed Jul 11 15:14:41 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 12-Jul-84 04:15:38 EDT References: <2368@hplabsb.UUCP> <743@houxf.UUCP> Organization: Bell Communications Research, Piscataway N.J. Lines: 30 A complete, verifiable, and scientifically accurate statistical study was done to determine the regional breakdowns in sociosocial behaviors (who's nice and polite strangers, who's nasty, who drives funny). The results are shown below. People who are nasty to strangers and drive like maniacs all live in the following geographic locations: East coast Big cities West coast Small towns People who are polite to everyone and drive courteously all live in the following geographic locations: West coast Small towns East coast Big cities Those people who live in all other geographical locations (midwest, south, medium sized towns, outside of USA) were found to be of indeterminate sociosocial behavior patterning, according to the survey. I hope this clears up this issue once and for all. Sources for this material are available upon request. -- This unit humbly and deeply apologizes for having and expressing opinions. This will not occur again. (BEEP) Rich Rosen pyuxn!rlr