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From: richa@tekred.UUCP (Rich Amber )
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: First Annual Redneck River Party and Duck Duct-Taping :-)
Message-ID: <107@tekred.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 18-Jul-84 20:07:21 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 18 20:07:21 1984
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O.K., folks, the response has been very large and instantaneous!
Therefore, we will have THE PARTY of the century on July 28, 1984
in beautiful downtown Bend on the banks of the lovely Deschutes
River. As mentioned before, there is plenty of wildlife to chase
if that's what turns on ya. There is also a huge park down river
a couple blocks. Downtown core is only 10 blocks away. If you want
to go boating and have a canoe or raft, you can launch into the
river from my backyard. Fishing, frisbee, etc., also.  Please
bring your own bottle and a dish to share (food, you perverts!).

WHO IS INVITED?  All of you. If you are single or married (but
act like a single person), male or female, heterosexual, homo-
sexual, asexual, bisexual, black, white, red, yellow or purple,
short, tall, skinny, fat, ugly or beautiful (real subjective, huh?).

WHERE:   107 NW Riverfront Street, Bend, OR 97701
         Call (503) 382-5954 for help

WHEN:    Saturday, July 28, 1984 from appx. 3:00 pm until
         the last creature ceases to exhibit any signs of
         voluntary movement.

HOW TO GET THERE:  Directions are given from Portland, OR. Those
                   of you coming from the south (CA) or east (any
                   where beyond the Snake River), it is assumed
                   you'll probably end up in Portland first anyway.
                   From Portland, follow Hwy.26 east and over Mt.
                   Hood and stay on that sucker to Madras. The road
                   becomes Hwy.97 at that point, so continue south
                   on 97. This will take you through Redmond to Bend.
                   As you enter Bend from the north, the road splits
                   with the right lane declaring DOWNTOWN and the
                   left telling you it goes to KLAMATH FALLS. Stay
                   in the left lane (for simplicity's sake). About
                   a mile or so, you'll see a SAFEWAY store on your
                   left. You should be in the RIGHT  lane at this
                   point. TURN RIGHT. This is Franklin Street. Stay
                   on this street as it takes you through downtown,
                   and winds around DRAKE PARK (where our ducks and
                   geese and swans come from). This road has now become
                   Riverside Street. You will come to a STOP sign with
                   a small sign below declaring RIGHT TURN PERMITTED
                   WITHOUT STOPPING. Turn right. Immediately turn LEFT
                   before crossing the river. This will put you on
                   Riverfront Street. It is only five blocks long and
                   dead-ends at my house, a large white wood structure
                   on the right side with crazy single people running
                   around trying to duct tape ducks to frisbees.

This is gonna be one hellacious fun gathering, so y'all come and we'll
have a ball (or something like that).