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From: zz50@sdccsu3.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Why Some Nice Guys Don't Get Dates
Message-ID: <2103@sdccsu3.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 24-Jul-84 23:13:28 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul 24 23:13:28 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 28-Jul-84 09:49:01 EDT
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Mr. XXX:

You are a nice guy but you have some disgusting habits.  Maybe you
don't realize it, so I am telling you about them.  If you care about
other people at all, and care what they think of you, and have
any self-respect, 

WHY DON'T YOU:

1)   Keep your pants from slipping.  Nobody likes to look at your big
hairy ass. (Do YOU like to look at other people's?)  Show some respect
for others, wear a belt (or better yet, suspenders), and maybe
some ladies won't be quite as disgusted by your appearance.

2)   Wash.  Your hair is often disgustingly greasy, and you always smell
pretty bad.  If you don't use a deodorant, start, if you do, change brands,
it doesn't work.  You should be taking a shower every morning.

3)   Tuck in your shirt, straighten your collar.  Brush your teeth.
Use mouthwash.  Clean your finger nails. (stop chewing on them).

Well, perhaps you like the way you are.  But in case you didn't know
how you appeared to other people, I thought I'd let you know.  If you
cleaned yourself up a little, I guarantee your relationships with
other people will soon improve.