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Subject: Re: Poetry and directions. - (nf)
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Date: Sat, 30-Jun-84 00:20:08 EDT
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ism780!judy    Jun 28 15:24:00 1984

Perhaps you would like something more along the lines of...

Have you ever noticed how hard it is to get to the artery when slitting
your wrists?

Never use natural gas because if you live through it you get a head
ache.

How high does a building have to be before you are guaranteed
that you won't just end up a quadraplegic.  And where is the line
between tall enough for  certain death and short enough you won't
have time to change your mind in free fall.

What combinations of pills will kill you without making you sick first.
Is Apsirin better than Tylenol for an overdose?  Tylenol will destroy your
liver.  What will aspirin destroy.  Also, don't use Dristan.
You can't kill yourself with Dristan.

And now that I have written this somewhat tasteless message, I'll ask a real
question.  Why aren't there many good suicide jokes?  (All the authors are
dead!)


No flames please.  I already know about Lubbock vs. Texas Tech.