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From: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime)
Newsgroups: net.comics
Subject: Re: That Darn Juggernaut!
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Date: Mon, 3-Sep-84 16:22:47 EDT
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Posted: Mon Sep  3 16:22:47 1984
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>	Second concerns the Human Juggernaut.  It seems that the powers
>given him <by that strange stone> could easily defeat the
>X-men, but everytime he fights them he constantly loses.  Why?
>
>				Paul Simmington
>				Northeastern Univ.
>				Boston MA  02116

Well, uh, if he should win, the X-Men die, which means that Chris Claremont
goes back to working in ad agencies, and Marvel loses the characters who
have made them one heck of a lot of moola.

Actually, it's pretty common knowledge that if you can jerk Juggie's (no,
no, not Archie comics... I've been listening to Stan Lee too much) helmet
off, he's vulnerable... people have been doing it for years (why doesn't he
put a saftey pin on it?).  Even a Chicago Bears running back could do it on
a good day.  So I guess he loses because he's dumb; or maybe because he's
evil and the X-Men are good.

Just like real life.

				"I'm not dead yet!"

					Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
					John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
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