Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!unc!mcnc!decvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-lymph!arndt From: arndt@lymph.DEC Newsgroups: net.motss,net.religion,net.flame Subject: The Kiss of Death Message-ID: <3431@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Fri, 24-Aug-84 14:14:04 EDT Article-I.D.: decwrl.3431 Posted: Fri Aug 24 14:14:04 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 26-Aug-84 01:15:14 EDT Sender: daemon@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 108 Re. my piece "Serpent in Paradise", the silence on this issue on the net has been most eloquent. Of course, "Can any good thing come from a Lymph node?" I didn't flame then and I'm not going to now. I couched the issue (typical homosexual sexual behavior and secondary heterosexual sexual behavior as a disease vector and public health menace, with particular attention to it's impact on the homosexual movement and goals) in terms of PROMISCUOUS sexual behavior in order to leave some room for discussion and not just come out with a blanket rejection of homosexual practices and lifestyle per se. Here is ANOTHER issue that the homosexual community MUST address and in fairly short order as the rows of AIDS victims gets longer and more noticeable in each succeeding Gay Pride march. How many wheelchairs can Sister Boom Boom push at one time, like a line of shopping carts? (Just a little gallows humor there folks. Don't get your bowels in an uproar. The homosexual community has provided much gallows humor, such as the amazing scene in the vaulted gothic chapel of Union Theological Seminary in upper Manhattan with speakers for the Gay Men's Health Crisis [see they DO know about it even if it's not in their advertising] standing below a large crucifix, graphically explaining the elements of low-risk sex and distributing phamphlets advising the assembled to "shower with your partner as part of your foreplay to check for sores, swollen glands, etc., of which he may not be aware." From the Am. Spectator which Ron doesn't want you to read. So I say, here is another issue (the other being, you remember, **morals**) that should be a topic of concern to ALL. There was a nice innocent repartee about what to do with the toilet seat after you were finished ( on net.women or net.flame) a while ago. Ah, for the good old days. Now the burning questions are, did you remember to paper the seat and can you exit the stall and the lav using only your elbows? Better yet can you hold it till you get home? Ron Rizzo quotes Pat Buchanan (a co-author of the Spectator article): "Pity the poor homosexuals. For years they have violated nature and now nature is exacting a terrible revenge." The implication being that pity is far from compassion for Pat (it MUST be since he does not support homosexual goals) and there is no case to be made about homosexual behavior being in violation of "nature". Well, let's look at that one for a minute. In what sense is something (anything) to be seen as "against nature"? If I insist in jumping off buildings without a parachute is that against nature? If I cure my cold by cutting off my toes is THAT against nature? People get put away (homosexuals beware) for those behaviors. What is the result of homosexual behavior vis a vis nature??? Well, it is the contention of one leading British expert, writing in the BRITISH JOURNAL OF VENEREAL DISEASES in 1982, that the common mouth-anal contact of active homosexuals carries "the almost inevitable risk of transfer of bowel pathogens." Ergo the title of this posting. Even the Arabs (before they got all our money and grew grass and learned to play soccer) learned to eat only with the right hand and leave the left for dragging a handful of sand across their bums (is that why they are so cranky?) when they were done soiling the pristine glory of the dunes. The question before the house is, Is it "natural" to consider the lower bowel to be a sexual organ? Is it analogous to other self destructive behavior? Sure we can work for a cure, maybe even get one. Should you continue with the behavior in the mean time? And does the presence of a cure really answer the question? (you remember, the one before the house!) If I can fix up broken legs and heads does that mean that jumping is now NOT againts nature? The broken legs and heads still happen as a result of a jump. Putting your tongue(or other) up your SO's bum (male or female) still gets you a bag of germs. I realize the problem this presents for homosexuals who unlike heterosexuals have not many options left. Where DO they put things? Perhaps a giant body condom would help? See below for one private response. I won't say the name but he's a confused Icelander. ----------------------------------------------- If ( AIDS == Gods way of punishing homosexuals ) { VD = Gods way of punishing straights. } I think this hole(sic) thing is sic(sic). Why don't we just find a way to cure both AIDS and VD. It won't be easy we will have to work together both staraight and gay. Let me ask Arndt this if you had a disease would you refuse a cure if it was developed by a gay? Nuf said. -------------------------------------------------- Who said anything about God? Who is against a cure? Who wouldn't take a cure and what does who developed it have to do with ANYTHING??? See what too many chemical milk shakes will do to the old neurons? Well, enough for now. But guess what? There are also OTHER issues that the homosexual community should be addressing before Nov.!! Regards, and keep it to yourself. Ken Arndt