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From: jj@rabbit.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.politics,net.flame
Subject: A "serious" proposal for presidential candidates
Message-ID: <3097@rabbit.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 28-Aug-84 14:15:33 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 28 14:15:33 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 29-Aug-84 01:03:33 EDT
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I have a great idea.  Let's form our own political party, the 
"National Union for a Tolerant Society".  Let's run
Chuq Von Rospach for president, and T.C.Wheeler for
VP.   We can let the party initials tell the Elephantine Jacka**es
what we think of the current candidates.

Our slogan can be,
"Everything in moderation, including moderation."

Please note that neither individual named has been asked
if they wish to serve.  Frankly, I think they're both
far too smart to want the job.

For you serious political pundits:
	Why the H**L aren't you raising Cain about the
"abortion" requirement for Supreme Court Judges in the 
Republican platform?  Where are you, complaining about
black humor when you could complain about something 
important.
	"Citizens hear me out!
	 This could happen to YOU!"
-- 
TEDDY BEARS ARE SOFT AND CUDDLY.  TRY ONE YOURSELF! 
"Maybe I've been hoping too hard, ..."

(allegra,harpo,ulysses)!rabbit!jj