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From: zz1zb@sdccsu3.UUCP (Zaphod Beeblebrox)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: toilet seats revisited
Message-ID: <2232@sdccsu3.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 30-Aug-84 16:25:23 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug 30 16:25:23 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 6-Sep-84 03:10:57 EDT
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	This problem is the exact opposite of the previously discussed
one. Girls, sorry, but you can sit this one out. I'm talking about
leaving a toilet seat down.
    (Load napalm, press button. There we go.)
I hate it when guys pee without lifting up a toilet seat. I seriosly
can't believe you expect me to enjoy having your glistening wetness
clinging to my butthairs every time I sit on a toilet. Seriously, If you
think your aim is good enough so that you don't have to lift the sucker
up then why don't just use an Arrowhead bottle in your bed room. That
way my underware stays dry, and I don't get your smelly piss all over my
ass. I could care less if you leave it up afterwards, it's a lot less of
a pain to put it down than to have to dry off my rear end after every
shit.
	I hate to offend people, but sometimes I get 'pissed' off.
	Bye now.....
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