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From: jmm@bonnie.UUCP (Joe Mcghee)
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Subject: Pssst! Suzanne!
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Date: Wed, 5-Sep-84 13:50:41 EDT
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Posted: Wed Sep  5 13:50:41 1984
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Suzanne,
	Just between you and me, to understand Trisha's standard of
intelligence you simply have to know that anything that is (a) royal or
(b) British is "cool". Anything that is not royal or British is uncool.
	For instance the fact that my son has the highest IQ in his grade
level means absolutely nothing because he is not royal or British and is
therefore beneath notice.
	On the other hand, princess Diana, even though she is a high school
dropout and was only suited for two jobs in the royal realm (teacher's aid
and princess), is very cool because she is both royal and British.
	And the royal hubby, The Prince Charles, is also very cool for the
same reasons even though the British press rates his intelligence below
Diana's. Oh yes, I forgot to mention. He has a college degree! I think it's
a BPC (Bachelor of Pomp and Circumstance).
	Then there is the Reverend Ian Paisley. He has a college degree too!
He got his divinity degree by mail from Bob Jones University (in North
Carolina?). <-- A true fact folks! And Reverend Paisley also has a wife.
Don't laugh! Stranger things have happened! Have you ever seen the movie
"Bride of Frankenstein"? Dead Ringer!
	Mrs. Paisley has these two large gray streaks that flare up directly
above her eyes. And her eyes! Sometimes I still see them in my dreams at
night! They have a kind of strange tortured look that's difficult to describe.
AAGGHH! I don't want to think about it any more! But then, you see,
they ARE British.

				bonnie!jmm
				Joe