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From: garret@oddjob.UChicago.UUCP (Trisha O Tuama)
Newsgroups: net.flame,net.singles
Subject: Susanne loves jmm
Message-ID: <441@oddjob.UChicago.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 5-Sep-84 23:31:32 EDT
Article-I.D.: oddjob.441
Posted: Wed Sep  5 23:31:32 1984
Date-Received: Sun, 16-Sep-84 11:44:19 EDT
Organization: U. Chicago: Astronomy & Astrophysics
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>  Dear jmm,

>  It is a God awful thing that you or I are
>  not as well educated as that wonderful 
>  chock full of good-will and charm, trisha.
>  It is truely unfortunate. Moreover, she
>  insults much too well (she IS educated), being
>  the need for her to do so arises so frequently. 
>  You know, I wonder if she's as cute as she is nasty? 
>  Who fed her after midnight anyway? Let's
>  bow our heads in prayer for a few seconds
>  and hope she dosen't multiply when wet. 


>  Oh nooo!! It's, It's, LORD SAVE US, IT'S
>  TRISHA!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>  >    suzanne.



Dear Suzanne and wog.jmm,

A match made in heaven!!  Despite jmm's propensity for posting his
ejaculations to multiple news groups, Suzanne, you really should 
confine your love mail to net.singles.  Net.flame should not 
replace your local (terminally) singles bar.  

Let's hope you don't multiply when wet or otherwise.

Chock full of good-will and charm,

           Trisha