Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site qubix.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hpda!fortune!amd!decwrl!sun!idi!qubix!jdb From: jdb@qubix.UUCP (Jeff Bulf) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Clean jokes but bad Message-ID: <1333@qubix.UUCP> Date: Tue, 21-Aug-84 16:43:39 EDT Article-I.D.: qubix.1333 Posted: Tue Aug 21 16:43:39 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 24-Aug-84 04:48:51 EDT References: <1217@bmcg.UUCP> Organization: Qubix Graphic Systems, Saratoga, CA Lines: 12 OK OK I heard this one last night. [Not telling where] How many (Far-)Right-to-Lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to change the bulb, and four to testify that the light was on from the moment they began screwing. "You will follow me and we will rise to glory ..." -- Dr Memory ...{decvax,ucbvax,ihnp4}!decwrl!qubix!jdb