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From: charles@uw70.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: User Scare
Message-ID: <160@uw70.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 21-Aug-84 14:01:32 EDT
Article-I.D.: uw70.160
Posted: Tue Aug 21 14:01:32 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 25-Aug-84 03:08:27 EDT
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Here's a totally false bunch of junk I recently sent to users
on my system:  Some people believed it.

IMPORTANT
Due to a recent systems overload error your recent /we/ disk
files have been erased.  Therefore, in accordance with the
UNIX Basic Manual, University of Washington Geophysics Manual,
and Bylaw 9(c), Section XII of the Revised Federal Communications
Act, you are being granted Temporary Disk Space, valid for three 
months from this date, subject to the restrictions set forth in 
Appendix II of the Federal Communications Handbook (18th edition)
as well as the references mentioned herein.

You may apply for more disk space at any time.  Disk usage in or
above the eighth percentile will secure the removal of all 
restrictions and you will immediately receive your permanent disk
space.  Disk usage in the sixth or seventh percentile will not
effect the validity of your temporary disk space, though its 
expiration date may be extended for a period of up to three months.
A score in the fifth percentile or below will result in the
withdrawal of your Temporary Disk space.

Holders of Temporary Disk space are advised to study Chapter Nine
("The Temporary Disk Space Allocation") in the Federal Communications
Handbook.  Remember that direct, interactive personal communications 
are one of our most valuable heritages.  Use your disk space wisely.
Do not abuse the privilege of cheap disk.

			 Charles E. Camisa
			 Disk Tyrant