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From: sdi@loral.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Ugly jokes
Message-ID: <442@loral.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 23-Aug-84 08:51:14 EDT
Article-I.D.: loral.442
Posted: Thu Aug 23 08:51:14 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 25-Aug-84 03:19:28 EDT
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This guy/girl was so ugly:

You when you look up ugly in the dictionary, there's her/his picture

He/she would make a freight train take a dirt road

They used to use his/her face to make animal cookies

Two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape!", they said "No way"

I went to pet the cat on her knee, it was the hair on her legs

I took her/him up to the empire state building, planes started shooting at her

he/she was the poster child for birth control

That when he/she was born the father said "what do I have a boy or a girl",
the nurse said "Close!"

Bonus fat jokes:

She/He was so fat that when she/he got his/her shoes shined he/she had
to take the guys word for it.

(I think that one got lost in non-sexist gender land)

She was so fat she got on the scale and put a quarter in, a card came out
that said "One at a time"

He was so fat, he was standing on a street corner, a police car pulled up
and said "Break it up"

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Hey, how about some Rodney Dangerfield jokes out there!  Sure beats the
hell out of endless limericks etc etc...

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