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Subject: GROAN.
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Date: Thu, 23-Aug-84 16:08:06 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug 23 16:08:06 1984
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From The Wizard of Id:

King and advisor are overlooking the battle field.

King:    How goes the battle plan?

Advisor: See those little black specks running to the right?

King:    Yes.

Advisor: Those are their guys. And all those little red specks running
	 to the left are our guys. Then when they collide we wait till
	 the dust clears.

King:    And?

Advisor: If there are more red specks left than black specks, we win.

King:    But what about the @#$% battle plan?

Advisor: So far, it seems to be going according to specks.

You were warned.
Yogesh Gupta  {sdcsvax, sdcrdcf}!bmcg!asgb!gupta