Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site cavell.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!alberta!cavell!kopach From: kopach@cavell.UUCP (Randy Kopach) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to polititians Message-ID: <141@cavell.UUCP> Date: Fri, 24-Aug-84 13:10:58 EDT Article-I.D.: cavell.141 Posted: Fri Aug 24 13:10:58 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 25-Aug-84 07:38:12 EDT Distribution: net Organization: U. of Alberta, Edmonton, AB Lines: 26 --------------------------------------- <. . . * . . . . ---------- . -------------------------- | . | (gobble, gobble) Here's one I heard on TV last night... Q: What did the Congressman say to his wife over the phone when he was late for dinner? A: "I'll be home in a little while dear. I just have two more pages to go." (Was it that bad?) Randy Kopach alberta!cavell!kopach @ University of Alberta I used to be an insomniac, but I got tired of it.