Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxi.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!ihuxi!russ From: russ@ihuxi.UUCP (Russell Spence) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: YALBJ Message-ID: <1044@ihuxi.UUCP> Date: Mon, 27-Aug-84 19:39:59 EDT Article-I.D.: ihuxi.1044 Posted: Mon Aug 27 19:39:59 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 28-Aug-84 00:34:29 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 18 Q: How many netters does it take to submit a lightbulb joke? A: 1000; One to submit the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, thats a hardware problem" WARNING: Anyone who re-submits the afore-mentioned joke risks being flamed to incredible toastiness!!!!! -- Russell Spence ihnp4!ihuxi!russ AT&T Technologies Naperville, IL