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From: mr@isrnix.UUCP ( Michael Regoli )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Ugly jokes
Message-ID: <262@isrnix.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 28-Aug-84 08:05:59 EDT
Article-I.D.: isrnix.262
Posted: Tue Aug 28 08:05:59 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 29-Aug-84 05:37:46 EDT
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Organization: ISR @ Indiana University
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	Why, that chick was so ugly, it looked as if her
	face caught on fire  and someone put it out with
	icepick.

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	...so ugly, s/he'd make a frieght train take a dirt
	road.

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	...so ugly, s/he'd make a buzzard jump off a shit
	wagon. 

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	...so ugly, s/he'd make a bulldog jump off a meat
	wagon.

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	...so ugly, if you looked up ugly in the dictionary,
	you'd see his/her picture.

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	[These can REALLY get old fast!  I thought you might
	want a few in one message instead of one in a FEW
	messages.  Someone change the topic QUICK!]

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	Yeah, that sure is an ugly kid.  I bet when it was
	born, the doctor slapped its mother.

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