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From: aeq@pucc-h (Jeff Sargent)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: two graffiti
Message-ID: <1040@pucc-h>
Date: Wed, 29-Aug-84 01:34:27 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 29 01:34:27 1984
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Seen in an underpass in Chicago:

	  NO   				 KNOW
A	PARKING  sign was changed to	PARKING
	  ANY				  ANY
	 TIME				 TIME

Presumably the joker who did this was thinking of "know" in the "Biblical"
sense....

Second graffito, seen on a bulletin board here at PUCC, is a takeoff on the
saying, "Life is a bitch -- and then you die!" (BTW, I don't entirely agree
with that saying, but this isn't net.religion).  It runs as follows:

	Life isn't a bitch
	Life is a virgin
	A bitch is easy

-- 
-- Jeff Sargent
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[the man with the cornrowed chest hair :-)]