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From: dgg@mit-athena.ARPA (David G. Grubbs)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Ugly jokes
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Date: Sat, 25-Aug-84 11:04:20 EDT
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Posted: Sat Aug 25 11:04:20 1984
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No, No.  I hate people who trash good jokes by trying to summarize.

(I am male, substitute for the female pronouns as you will):

Coyote Ugly: A woman so ugly that if you were to wake up in the morning with
	     her asleep on your arm, you would rather chew your arm off than
	     wake her up.