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From: ix41@sdccs6.UUCP (Geoffrey R. Walton)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Ugly jokes
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Date: Sun, 26-Aug-84 02:40:12 EDT
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Posted: Sun Aug 26 02:40:12 1984
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Well, here goes with some of the worst "ugly jokes:"

S/he's so ugly even the tide wouldn't take her/him out.

S/he's so ugly that when s/he was born the doctor slapped
his/her mother.

S/he was so ugly as a child that his/her parents had to tie a
pork chop around his/her neck to get the puppy to play with
her/him.

S/he has bruises all over from the ten-foot poles. (Think about
it.)

S/he's SO ugly, if you look up ugly in the dictionary, his/her
picture is there, instead of a definition.

Then there's coyote ugly.  That's when you wake-up with your arm
around her/him and, seeing how ugly s/he REALLY is (and knowing
if you move your arm s/he will wake-up, too), you chew-off your
arm.

Geoff
UC San Diego
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