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Subject: off. to Jewish American Princesses - (nf)
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Date: Mon, 27-Aug-84 00:36:35 EDT
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<offensive to a lot of Boston University coeds>


Q: What does a JAP make for dinner?
A: Reservations

Q: What's a JAP's favorite wine?
A: I want to go to Miiaaaammmmii.

Q: What's a JAP's favorite sexual position?
A: Facing Bloomingdale's.

Q: How many JAPs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two.  One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaadddy.

Q: What do you call three JAPs in a basement?
A: A wine cellar.

Q: Why did the JAP wear a gold diaphragm?
A: So her boyfriend would think he was coming into money.

Q: What does "doing it in the doggy position" mean to a JAP?
A: That's when her boyfriend gets down on his hands and knees and
   begs, and she rolls over and plays dead.