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From: phil@ucla-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: yiddish story
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Date: Sun, 26-Aug-84 23:07:32 EDT
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Posted: Sun Aug 26 23:07:32 1984
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Here's a cute one from "The World's Best Yiddish Dirty Jokes",
Mr. P., Citadel Press

The story about a son who discovers his father at the
"shandeh hois" (the brothel).

Son: "Tata, vos tust du doh?"

Father: "Fahr $.50 leynt sich nit zu nudgenen die mama."

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Alles is gut, ober ein zach, ven ich vill geben a fortz, men lost nit.