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From: mjp@ihuxi.UUCP (Michael J. Pajkos)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: midget joke
Message-ID: <1062@ihuxi.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 30-Aug-84 14:55:39 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug 30 14:55:39 1984
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So this big Texan walks into a bar and starts shooting his mouth
off about all the hand-to-hand combat training he had overseas.
As he turns to his left, he notices this midget on a bar stool.
So the Texan knocks the midget off the bar stool with a karate-chop
and says "That's karate, I learned that when I was in Korea."
The midget didn't say anything, he just got back on his bar-stool
and kept drinking.  Next the Texan flips the midget off his bar-
stool with a judo throw and says, "That was judo, I learned that
when I was Japan."  Again the midget didn't say anything
he finished his drink and left.  About an hour later the midget
returns to the bar, and beats the Texan up from one end of the
bar to other, leaving the Texan out cold in a corner.  The midget
turns to the bartender and says "Bartender, see that big SOB, well
when he wakes-up tell him that that was a crow-bar and it came from
Sears Roebuck & Co."