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From: paulb@hcrvax.UUCP (Paul Bonneau)
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Subject: A CLEAN joke (oop! ack! barf! to quote good ole Bill)
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Date: Fri, 31-Aug-84 09:23:24 EDT
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Posted: Fri Aug 31 09:23:24 1984
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I think this joke originally came from Gabe Kaplan:

A young married couple had their first child.  They were very proud.  Their
pride slowly turned to concern however, for after a couple of years the child
had never uttered any form of speech.

They sent the child to psychiatrists and speech therapists all to no avail, the
kid remained mute.

The kid turns four and still not a peep.

Then, one moring at breakfast, while the husband is reading the paper and the
wife is making lunch, the little kid looks up from his bowl and says,
"Cereal's cold".

The couple is stunned.  The man, in tears, confronts his son.  "Son, after
all these years, why have you waited so long to say something?".

Said the kid, "Everything's been OK 'till now".



				MOAN!!!
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