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From: tlm@wdl1.UUCP (tlm )
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Subject: Re: Two-coyote ugly
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Date: Wed, 29-Aug-84 15:22:13 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 29 15:22:13 1984
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                   1, 2, and 3 baggers


Your date is a 1-bagger if he's so ugly you have to put a bag over
his head when you go out in public so that you won't be embarassed. 

Your date is a 2-bagger if he's so ugly you have to put a bag over his head AND
one over yours, in case his falls off.

Your date is a 3-bagger if he's so ugly you have to put a bag over his head, 
one over your head,  AND one over your dog's head, so the dog won't howl when 
you bring your date home.


the things a young woman learns in college these days...
(I *know* my asbestos suit is here somewhere)

Tina McCormick       ARPA: tlm@ford-wdl1

"Is it soup yet?"