Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles; site uok.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uok!scollins From: scollins@uok.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: YALBJ - (nf) Message-ID: <22200010@uok.UUCP> Date: Thu, 30-Aug-84 13:42:00 EDT Article-I.D.: uok.22200010 Posted: Thu Aug 30 13:42:00 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 6-Sep-84 03:13:13 EDT References: <1044@ihuxi.UUCP> Lines: 23 Nf-ID: #R:ihuxi:-104400:uok:22200010:000:519 Nf-From: uok!scollins Aug 30 12:42:00 1984 #R:ihuxi:-104400:uok:22200010:000:519 uok!scollins Aug 30 12:42:00 1984 /***** uok:net.jokes / ihuxi!russ / 9:03 pm Aug 27, 1984 */ Q: How many netters does it take to submit a lightbulb joke? A: 1000; One to submit the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, thats a hardware problem" WARNING: Anyone who re-submits the afore-mentioned joke risks being flamed to incredible toastiness!!!!! -- Russell Spence ihnp4!ihuxi!russ AT&T Technologies Naperville, IL /* ---------- */