Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: notesfiles Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!houxm!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hp-pcd!hpfcla!hpfclo!rjs From: rjs@hpfclo.UUCP (rjs) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Ugly jokes Message-ID: <42800014@hpfclo.UUCP> Date: Mon, 13-Aug-84 17:30:00 EDT Article-I.D.: hpfclo.42800014 Posted: Mon Aug 13 17:30:00 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 6-Sep-84 04:38:07 EDT References: <78@sask.UUCP> Organization: Hewlett-Packard - Fort Collins, CO Lines: 6 Nf-ID: #R:sask:-7800:hpfclo:42800014:000:244 Nf-From: hpfclo!rjs Aug 28 13:30:00 1984 [] You were so ugly when you were born that your mother had to leave you on the porch for a week to see if you barked or cried. You were so ugly that your mother had to tie a pork chop around your head so that the dog would play with you.