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From: herbert@golly.DEC (Jerri Herbert)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A joke on Sex Education
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Date: Fri, 31-Aug-84 10:26:26 EDT
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Posted: Fri Aug 31 10:26:26 1984
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WE NEED MORE JOKES!  Here's mine...

One day the teacher was instructing the boys in his class on sex education.
He told the boys to ask their Fathers, that night, what a penis was.  Later 
that night, one of the little boys confronted his Father,  "Daddy, what is 
a penis?"  
"Come upstairs to the bathroom and I'll show you." his Father replied.  
When they were upstairs in the bathroom, the Father pulled down his pants 
and said, "Son, THIS is a penis.  In fact, this is a PERFECT penis!"  
Feeling satisfied with the answer, the little boy went to bed.

The next day at school, the little boy asked his friend if he'd discovered
what a penis was.  The friend replied, "No, did you?"
"Yes," said the little boy, "come into the bathroom and I'll show you."
When they were in the bathroom, the little boy pulled down his pants and
said, "THIS is a penis."  Then added, "And if it was two inches shorter, 
it would be a perfect penis!"

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