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From: haapanen@watdcsu.UUCP (Tom Haapanen [DCS])
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: re: ugly jokes
Message-ID: <400@watdcsu.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 7-Sep-84 00:16:12 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep  7 00:16:12 1984
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How about:

He/she is so fat it takes him/her two trips to go through a revolving
door...

Tom Haapanen
watmath!watdcsu!haapanen

[Thanks to: Jeff P.]