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From: hobbit@sunybcs.UUCP (Thomas Pellitieri)
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Subject: Ugly Joke (a la W.C. Fields)
Message-ID: <295@sunybcs.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 7-Sep-84 11:16:27 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep  7 11:16:27 1984
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(The following is taken from "Life among the Bolivians" by
W.C. Fields...recorded on "The Further Adventures of Larson
E. Whipsnade and other Tarradiddles"...without permission)

Don Ameche: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
            Was she pretty?

W.C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven
      miles of bad road.  She had so many gold teeth, Don,
      she use to have to sleep with her head in a safe.
      She died in Bolivia.

Don: Oh Bill, it must be hard to lose a relative.

W.C.: It's almost impossible.

Enjoy....8-)
-- 
				-The Parker Hobbit

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