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Subject: YALNLBJ (sufficiently obscure)
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Date: Sat, 8-Sep-84 14:14:59 EDT
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Posted: Sat Sep  8 14:14:59 1984
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<gulp!>

How many Moties does it take to change a light bulb?

2,001,001.  One million soldiers each for the two nearest
groups to fight a war over who changes the light bulb, one thousand
archeologists to dig the socket up from under the ruins of the previous
civilizations, and one engineer to reinvent the light bulb . . .

at which point, the two nearest Masters' groups will go to war over it . . .

(So how many Crazy Eddies does it take?  None, there is no darkness but
ignorence.) (With apologies to William Shakespeare and Joe and Jack
Haldeman.)
-- 
	-Paul S R Chisholm, AT&T-IS ENS
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