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From: kirk@ihopa.UUCP (Kevin Kulhanek)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Jesus' Father?
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Date: Tue, 11-Sep-84 21:33:16 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep 11 21:33:16 1984
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Jesus was cruising around Heaven one day and decided to stop and say
hi to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. When Jesus came upon St. Peter
he noticed a long line of people waiting to get into Heaven. Jesus',
being the kind of guy he was, began to help St. Peter take care of
the long line. Jesus' began to notice a bearded old man near the end
of the line. As the line moved slowly forward, Jesus' kept thinking
to himself that the man seemed very familiar. Finally, the old bearded
man was first in line. Jesus asked him if he was a carpenter. The old man
replied that he indeed was a carpenter. Jesus then asked him if he had
a son and if the son ran away. The old man replied that his son had run
away once and that he was very upset at the time. Jesus was convinced.
He embraced the old man and said, "Father". To which the old man
replied, "Pinochio" (sp?).
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	Kevin Kulhanek
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