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From: seifert@ihuxl.UUCP (D.A. Seifert)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: diff beer.nuts deer.nuts
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Date: Wed, 12-Sep-84 09:56:36 EDT
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Posted: Wed Sep 12 09:56:36 1984
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The following "jokes" are posted as a favor to Joe & John
over at NSC. (so don't blame der Beagle!)


1) What's the difference in beer nuts and deer nuts?

   Beer nuts are 59 cents per bag and deer nuts are under a buck.



2) What do you get when you goose a ghost?

   A hand full of sheet.



Flames and/or other comments to John Wolak, ihnp4!nwuxc!wolak
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