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From: hess@fortune.UUCP (Marty Hess)
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Subject: Re: Re:Nonsense Riddle of the Month
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Date: Wed, 12-Sep-84 15:08:55 EDT
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Posted: Wed Sep 12 15:08:55 1984
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<"The chick's toast">

> 	     Speaking of nonsense riddles, let's not forget that all-time
> 	classic from one of the Firesign Theatre albums:
> 
> 	Q:  "If you saw two telephone poles flying over East Pakistan,
> 	     how many pancakes could you shove in an elephant's ear?"
> 
> 	A:  "A banana about that color." (Said while holding hands about
> 					  a foot apart.)

	OR:

Q:  "I was rowing my canoe down the street when the doors fell off,
     so how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?"

A:  (Two possible:)	"17, because a camel has hairy armpits", or
			"12, because ice cream has no bones."

	(I always wondered where that stuff came from, thanks!)

			EAI  (sideways, sort-of)