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From: carlton@genrad.UUCP (Carl Hommel)
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Subject: YALBJ
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Date: Thu, 6-Sep-84 11:54:26 EDT
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Posted: Thu Sep  6 11:54:26 1984
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How many Zen Buddists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four.
    One to screw it in,
    One to not screw it in,
    One to neither screw nor not screw it in,
    And one to do none of the above.