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From: black@unc.UUCP (Samuel Black)
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Subject: Multifarious verbiage relating to humor
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Date: Sat, 8-Sep-84 15:52:23 EDT
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Posted: Sat Sep  8 15:52:23 1984
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Organization: CS Dept., U. of N. Carolina at Chapel Hill
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Here are some miscellaneous jokes -

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       Did you hear about the Polish javelin team?
       They elected to receive.

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       When the poor people of America asked Reagan for more money,
       Ronny replied "Let them help themselves."

       When the Pentagon asked for more money,
       Ronny replied "Let them help themselves."

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       Pain (noun) - the act of falling out of a twenty story
                     building and snagging your eyelid on a nail.

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       Q:  Who was Alexander Graham Bellski?
       A:  The first telephone pole.

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       Q:  What's the difference between a duck?
       A:  There is no difference, one leg's both the same.

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       Q:  What's the difference between a rooster and a whore?
       A:  A rooster says "cock-a-doodle-doo" and a whore says
           "any-cock-ll-doo".

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       Damn!  The torpedoes!  Full speed ahead!

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       Give me liberty or give me death.  Preferably in that order.

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       Remember - Ronald Wilson Reagan is the ONLY man who can
       make this country what it once was -- a frozen wasteland
       covered with ice.

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