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From: abc@brl-tgr.ARPA (Brint Cooper )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: HOT BOOKS
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Date: Sat, 8-Sep-84 00:57:03 EDT
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Posted: Sat Sep  8 00:57:03 1984
Date-Received: Sun, 16-Sep-84 08:19:48 EDT
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Organization: Ballistics Research Lab
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Have you ever wondered where authors get the flashy titles for
those tantalizing "love" novels seen in fine bookstores and
supermarkets everywhere?  Well, it's from the "instant book
title algorithm."  Merely use your favorite rng to select
one from Column A and one  from Column B the next time you take
keyboard in hand to write a "flaming tale of love and passion" - 
in that order.

For example, 5,4 gives "Smoldering Bride."  The possibilities
are endless!

	Column A		Column B

1.	Favorite		Harem
2.	Winter's		Love
3. 	Captive			Fire
4.	Pirate's		Bride
5. 	Smoldering		Passion
6.	Desert			Slave
7.	Kidnapped		Mistress
8.	Oriental		Flame
9.	Conquered		Heart
10.	Heavenly		Surrender

Feel free to add your own!