Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site fortune.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!fortune!polard From: polard@fortune.UUCP (Henry Polard) Newsgroups: net.misc Subject: Re: executions (bloodless) Message-ID: <4060@fortune.UUCP> Date: Mon, 27-Aug-84 15:42:05 EDT Article-I.D.: fortune.4060 Posted: Mon Aug 27 15:42:05 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 28-Aug-84 00:20:06 EDT References: <1295@sdccs7.UUCP> Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA Lines: 13 Q: How many files does it take to execute a UNIX command? A: Three. Two to hold it down, and one to chop its little head off. Translated from the Sumerian clay tablets by: -- Henry Polard (You bring the flames; I'll bring the marshmallows.) {ihnp4,cbosgd,amd}!fortune!polard