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From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.misc
Subject: Yet Another Short Fortune
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Date: Wed, 29-Aug-84 13:20:35 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 29 13:20:35 1984
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Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, WA
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Beefeaters: you are what you eat.


* Having put that on the first line, brought another to mind:

    Line eaters: you are what you eat, so byte one.

or how about:

    Oral-anal contact enthusiasts: you are what you eat.

(which reminds me of my grandmother's line -- when any of her grandchildren
ever said, "SHIT!", she would say, "You have worse things in your mouth than
I'd put on my hand.")

Have a happy Labor Day, you mothers!

-- 
Gary Benson ms232e -*- John Fluke Mfg Co -*- Box C9090 -*- Everett WA 98206 USA
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