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From: merrill@gigi.DEC (Rick GIGI::Merrill  DECRITE)
Newsgroups: net.philosophy
Subject: left and right
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Date: Tue, 4-Sep-84 09:30:14 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep  4 09:30:14 1984
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A man entered Grand Central Station with little time to catch his train.
He asks a porter if his train was on the left or right track. Porter
tells him to go left.  Still worried, he asks,"Are sure it isn't 'right'?"
The porter replies  "Go left and you'll be right; go right and you'll be left!"