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From: billd@bolton.UUCP (Bill Duffy)
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Subject: Re: Funny Laws
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Date: Fri, 31-Aug-84 16:47:22 EDT
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	Here's a couple in Massachussetts. (I think!)


	When driving your "horseless carriage"(cars), you must stop at all
	intersections, walk to the center of the intersection to look
	both ways prior to crossing. 
	(How flat I am, How flat I'll be, 'cause a car, ran over me.)

	No building may cast a continuous shadow on any place of worship
	(church). For this reason the John Handcock building had to be
	re-designed with a notch in it. (At no little expense, shows
	that these "Blue laws" can still be enforced).

	Any person of the "Roger Williams" (Rhode Island) colony may enter 
	Massachussetts. If such a person is found on a Massachussetts
	common, s/he may be shot on sight.

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			Bill Duffy
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