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From: rcd@opus.UUCP (Dick Dunn)
Newsgroups: net.rumor
Subject: Re: masturbation...
Message-ID: <793@opus.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 18-Sep-84 02:57:29 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep 18 02:57:29 1984
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> grows hair on your hands (but it only applies to males).

In fact, government research has shown that almost all effects of
masturbation are also caused by use of marijuana--EXCEPT for hairy palms.
-- 
Dick Dunn	{hao,ucbvax,allegra}!nbires!rcd		(303)444-5710 x3086
   ...Keep your day job 'til your night job pays.