Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site pucc-i Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!CS-Mordred!Pucc-H:Pucc-I:ag5 From: ag5@pucc-i (Henry C. Mensch) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: YAnLJ (Yet Another (new) Lightbulb Joke) Message-ID: <611@pucc-i> Date: Sun, 7-Oct-84 13:32:32 EDT Article-I.D.: pucc-i.611 Posted: Sun Oct 7 13:32:32 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 9-Oct-84 02:51:26 EDT References: <1397@qubix.UUCP> Organization: Boredom Central Lines: 18 <> **>> Q: How many Defense Contractors does **>> it take to screw in a Lightbulb? **>> A: 21. 15 to screw it in, 3 to explain why it costs 15,000 **>> dollars to do so, and 1 to wave the flag. You've forgotten the two secretaries on the payroll who actually work under the Chief contractor ;-} -------------------------------------------------------------------- Henry C. Mensch | Purdue University Computing Center {decvax|ucbvax|sequent|icalqa|inuxc|uiucdcs|ihnp4}!pur-ee!pucc-i!ag5 -------------------------------------------------------------------- " . . You'd better smile when they watch you, smile like you're in control. . ." -- *Smile*, Was (Not Was)