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From: ryan@cwruecmp.UUCP (Ryan McGuire)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: jokes needed
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Date: Mon, 22-Oct-84 17:09:01 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct 22 17:09:01 1984
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    HELP! I need some grape jokes.  I'm looking for short 2-liners of the
caliber of:

Q What are purple and celebrate Passover?
A Grape Jews.

Q What does a grape do if it doesn't get it's way?
A Wine.

Q What's purple and cuts the third largest (land area) country into two pieces?
A The Grape wall of China.

    If anyone out there can think of any more of these please mail them to me.
If I get enough, I'll even post the list.

					Thanks,
					Ryan McGuire