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From: shaprkg@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Bob Shapiro)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: First-aid (May be offesnsive)
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Date: Mon, 22-Oct-84 10:51:05 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct 22 10:51:05 1984
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   Two guys went camping in the mountains. As they settled down the first
night and crawled into their sleeping bags one of them let out a scream. It
seems that a rattlesnake had crawled in the sleeping bag and bit him on the
penus.  "What should I do?" he cried.  "Don't worry about it," his friend said
to him. I saw a town back a couple of miles and I will take the truck and
bring a doctor. So off he went.

   When he arrived in town, he looked up the local MD and told him that his
friend had been bitten by a rattlesnake. "I can't go back with you now" the
doctor replied "as I have a previous engagement. But don't worry about it.
Just make a couple of crossed slits over the bite and suck out the poison.
Now it is important that you do this or your friend will die."

   Back at the camp he approached the anxious victim who inquired "What did
the doctor say?" His friend replied "The doctor says you're going to die."