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From: jfw@mit-eddie.UUCP (John Woods)
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Subject: New heights in User Friendly Software
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Date: Mon, 22-Oct-84 21:57:07 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct 22 21:57:07 1984
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I have a proposal for the ultimate program for User Friendly Systems
(in UNIX MAN() format):

NAPKIN(8)						NAPKIN(8)

NAME
	napkin - friendly service for users

SYNOPSIS
	napkin \fB ttyname \fR

DESCRIPTION
	Invoked by CRON(8) every three minutes, this program activates the
	robot arm next to the selected terminal and directs it to wipe
	the drool from your poor mindless users' faces.  No User Friendly
	System can get by without this!

BUGS
	Must be invoked by CRON, because we all KNOW that users can't look
	out for themselves, now, don't we?
-- 
John Woods, Charles River Data Systems
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When your puppy goes off in another room,
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